Cheat on Your Wife
My wife is an ice queen!
I am out of town.
What I do when I am away doesn’t matter
There isn’t an excuse you’ve not heard. You’ve reached midlife. Your life isn’t getting better and you are getting older. Suzy in accounting has flirted with you and her body is SO firm…maybe…
You are a smart guy. Only dorks and dummies get caught. One drink is innocent enough. That’ll be harmless. That won’t be cheating. You just want to feel alive again!
You vow not to cheat In fact, you promise yourself you won’t. But after your last drink and that soft kiss, you have already started to think about what’s next. You didn’t PLAN on this happening. This is the very first time you’ve kissed another woman in years. Now where are you? You’ve been researching how to cheat, how not to get caught and your double life is accelerating at a rapid pace.
You’ve found methods exact methods that thousands of ‘successful’ cheaters have used to avoid getting caught and you are much smarter than them. These rules will give you a squeaky clean alibi 100% of the time. You’ll become a specialist in knowing how to circumvent the minefield and even learn the clear path to erase 100% of your activities, 100% without suspicion. You will foresee your mate’s suspicious questions and brush off the rare uncomfortable questions You have rules and so far its worked.
This will not last.
It doesn’t matter if you rationalize your behavior now or later, you will always pay the price. This price is rarely clear to you right now. In actuality, just as generations before you ignored the obvious, your guilt is so far removed from reality, you rarely feel it at all.
You are too clever to make dumb mistakes.You have considered every contingency. You’ve left no stone unturned. You and your lover have even agreed on some rules to insure your double life goes on. You may have rules like the following:
You both have 2nd anonymous webmail account.
The two of you delete your email right away.
The two of you both clear out your internet history daily.
The two of you always leave innocent voicemails.
You have a cryptic language that nobody else would understand.
The two of you have strict rules about using cash for everything when together.
You’ve only had liaisons when you are out of town.
The two of you don’t change your affection towards your spouses.
You use protection 100% of the time regardless of who claims what.
You’ve registered for online Alibi’s for your whereabouts to lock out suspicion.
The list is endless. There is a limit to your genius. People who are cheated upon have access to programs that can capture your every key stroke. This means that even when a deleted email from your co-conspirator is cleaned from the hard drive, the key strokes that created it are memorized and stored for recall by your spouse. OOPS!
You can read the ONLY real solution to avoiding the pain, struggle and complexities of a double life.
Cheating, sex and intimacy can be complicated. Cheating on your wife is easy-paying for it later is priceless.
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